hearing aid language translator

A quick search didn't obviate what i was thinking, about language translations. In Word and other word processors, there are abilities to translate words from one language to another. Made me think hearing aids might possibly do the same. Since some aids have Bluetooth capability, internet linking could be used; send the digital audio via Bluetooth to a conversion web page, and have it return a translated message of your choice. Many aids also come with key fob like controllers to assist in some of the user interface. While many languages need changing order of nouns, verbs, etc., so a button push on the aid (or UI controller) could capture a stream of words, and a second button push to send to the converter for translation to the desired language. Now this is only a translation for hearing, not speaking, but at least you could understand the swear words being spewed out at your own inept actions.