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Ever been out in the world with a meal and not be able to find your favorite condiment? A special gland to make gravy, ketchup, bbq sauce or any other liquid lovley could be developed and attached to your body in a cosmetic, convienient and socially acceptable place. If you get bored of your new best
friend it could be replaced or reprogrammed with new flavors.
I envisage a new future where you can go to a resteraunt and have your choice of a beutiful person with a set of these giving the diner a choice of saucyness without having to unbutton his/her shirt. Teenagers will set a new extreme trend and have several mustard glands on their faces.
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"Teenagers will set a new extreme
trend and have several mustard
glands on their faces." |
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I thought they already have... |
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So would you spit mustard over your food from the mustard gland, or would it just mingle in your mouth? |
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