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face to face cuddle mattress
two people (or more) that like each other fall asleep entwined face to face on one mattress, the computer camera images pulse variation to note circulation then decreases the springs under the arms tucked under the other person, face to face breathers now have oxygen from one of those electronic membrane oxygen makers drift up from a center area of the bed. Result fulfilling romantic infatuation style sleeping that actually works | |
People that really like each other sometimes try to sleep entwined facing each other, particularly teenagers. This new mattress technology permits people to sleep facing each other entwined voluntarily.
It also has some benefits to a one person sleeping. One person sleeping might sleep on their side,
then perhaps their arm feels tingly then numb, "going to sleep" as that is sometimes called. Now think of a THz or just high quality imaging camera, it can tell from viewing shoulder or hands if circulation is modified, then it changes the tension on the individual coil springs beneath the persons side. Fortunately mattresses are currently advertised as having separate spring coils, so motorizing each of about 10 to 40 of these is plausible. The software sees the sleeper, measures circulation, then adjusts.
Now we just apply that to multiperson sleepers who now have averaged, rather than most, of the other persons weight on their entwined arms.
Two people facing each other in bed also previously may have caused some to feel the warm breath less oxygen or perhaps more CO2 noncomfortableness effect
Hammacher Schlemmer has an electronic membrane portable oxygen maker, this idea just places the oxygen output from that at a center diffusion pad under the sheet, so an undetectable light breeze of heightened oxygen keeps the two persons facing each other breathing comfortably, cooly, lightly as they fall asleep embracing.
lodging establishments that cater to people that reaaaaaallllly like each other might actually start the trend of the romantic connection bed, which then becomes normal.
Armhole_20mattress
[calum, May 08 2012]
XKCD
http://xkcd.com/335/ Prior Art [8th of 7, May 09 2012]
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The oxygen supply idea is pretty inspired. [+] |
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I like it, but it does not address the snore factor. |
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...and it's almost impossible to understand |
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*face to face cuddle mistress sold separately. |
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//...and it's almost impossible to understand// |
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/Almost/ impossible is a significant improvement over
the usual [beanan] fare. [+] |
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I understood all of the individual words, just not the way in which they were arranged. |
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[hippo] If you lay on your side, face to face with your monitor, you may understand this better! I'm going to give it a bun for a normal title length, too! |
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...rushes off to Hammecher Schlemmer... |
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I have the writer's ability to mentally edit... it's virtually
essential for understanding [beanangel]. He's kind of like
Shakespeare in that you have to read/see it once to get
the general sense of what's going on, then you begin to
understand the specifics on the second pass. |
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has anyone ever seen those beds that vibrate? you put
some money in a device then the bed vibrates for 15
minutes. wow flash backs of family vacations i'm having
uncomfortable thoughts now about my parents selection
of lodging establishments |
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Anyhow people that reaaaaaallllly like each other might
actually want a vibrate function. |
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// has anyone ever seen those beds that vibrate? // |
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No, nobody but you. Not a single one of us has ever stayed
in a cheap rest-stop motel, except for you. |
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[beanangel], I think someone has been nefariously
depriving your brain of oxygen, for a very long time. |
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I've only seen the vibrating beds in American movies.
Not that I want to see one in reality. |
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"People that really like each other sometimes try to
sleep entwined facing each other, particularly
teenagers" |
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haha I'm trying to picture a teenager explaining to
there parents why they needed this bed. |
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Good idea though, I always hated when my arm
would fall asleep. |
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Sleep is a kinda personal thing. Maybe I'm just
getting old and crotchetty? |
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sorry [Alterother] - I, too, have slept on a vibrating bed somewhere up in the White Mountains of New Hampshire in a tiny cabin motel...
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It was not very romantic nor did it have any kind of massaging appeal...just kind of buzzy. |
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My God [xandram], was that you? Well, no matter what
you say, I thought it was
romantic **sniff** |
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Hey, no need to apologize, I think the things are
gawdawful. We once found one that shimmied all over the
place and had a suitcase race--first one that vibrated to
the edge was the winner. |
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I recall thinking "whoopee, a real treat", and then
wondering how the hell that giant mosquito got into
the room. (buzz-a-buzz-a-buzz...) |
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//He's kind of like Shakespeare// |
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Only in that single aspect. |
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