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[a1]; if you read the tabloids, it would seem that pretty
much ALL existing foods are Bad. For something to be
considered "healthy", it must be NEW! </sarcasm> |
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Higher markups and profit margins on the inferior substitutes. |
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Also, this substitute cocoa butter will be awful, allowing
the opportunity for a very-slightly-less-awful version to be
launched in a few months' time as a "new, improved!"
product |
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The "new improved" formulation will be ever so slightly cheaper to produce, will be sold at a slightly higher price point to allow even greater profits. And won't actually taste any better. |
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It will also have a colourful sticker on the front of the
packet, reading "Guaranteed Benzene-free!" |
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Will the new, improved product have 20% fewer calories per serving and be quite coincidentally 20% lighter? |
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shall we call it *cocoa margarine*? |
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"I Can't Believe It's Not Cocoa Butter!" |
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