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...perhaps men would be encouraged to wash their hands
after using public toilets if, instead of taps, the washbasin
had a large pair of animatronic, wet, soapy breasts which
vibrated gently when squeezed, thus washing the user's
hands?
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[Hippo], you need to get out more and meet people your own age. |
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In the interests of equality, please also describe the version intended for use in the ladies' toilets. |
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You could just have one of those sad-eyed toilet stewards wearing silicon replicas over his suit. |
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//the dryer ?// That would be the flames shooting out of the mouth of the pissed-off-looking mannikin's head above the "towel". |
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Hell, I'd drop money in the damn machine at least once. |
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And I've been wondering what constructive use to put my fore-shots to. |
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Well, that would be good for quite a few of your relatives, [MB]. Maybe the same machine could shave their eyebrow in the middle at the same time ? |
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Perhaps we could suggest a motion detector in the
doorway, that detects anyone leaving the restroom, and
causes them to be showered with soapy water on the way
out? |
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Why not just have a girl friend instead? |
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Is your girlfriend going to go into the public men's* bathroom
with you to remind you to wash your hands?? |
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*Gender-neutral bathrooms are becoming more prevalent,
but this invention was not suggested for those. (Not to
mention that not all men are interested in women, let
alone breasts.) |
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