Disco Party Bathroom

Public bathrooms are among people's least favorite places to be. A room full of similar (hopefully) gendered homo sapiens excreting body waste into porcelain bacteria colonies. Unless you're in New York (where they seem to take pride in it), people are usually too embarrassed to fart out loud and struggle with holding it in. Oh, sure, you could sound proof it or something, but that's boring. You'd still try to hold off until you got home. But yesterday, whilst using the facilities provided at my place of work, the lights were humming and flashing almost like a strobe light. Of course, the bulbs just needed to be changed, but nevertheless the halfbakery section of my brain began functioning, putting me in a dreamlike state and showed me the greatest bathroom I've ever seen. The floors were made of lighted tiles, the urinals had afros, the lighting was made of several spinning lights of various colors which were refracted off of a mirror ball, random disco songs were playing over the loud speakers, and incense was burning somewhere in the room. The music solved the sound of the bodily functions, the lighting eased the tension, the incense overpowered the reek of defecation, and the floor just transformed it into a party. You no longer dread the public restroom, you embrace it. Oh, and this would probably go over REAL well in San Francisco.