If we do the old "my dog has no nose joke" in crypto we get this.
JSQIU PFXRZ BNJW WTQMK HBYTU AVNQH EDNLC DYYSP DHTV EBXCV RCQFT
Which is a bit of deadpan style of delivery..so I was thinking something more like this
JSQIU PFXRZ BNJW WTQMK, HBYTU AVNQH, EDNLC? DYYSP DHTV EBXCV, RCQFT!
or possibly
JSQIU PFXRZ BNJW ^--^ WTQMK HBYTU AVNQH :-) 0EDNLC DYYSP DHTV EBXCV RCQFT :-X
So much more interesting and communicative. Edinburgh Fringe 2015, here I come.