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condom suspenders

 never 'dig' for a lost condom again!
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A condom slipping off during its use can lead to conception or pose health risks. The problem can be avoided entirely by placing a belt around your waist and attaching it to the condom.
—positron, Sep 25 2003

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       Condoms at the best of times aren't romantic, but I don't think I 'strap on' would help.
—spinynorman, Sep 25 2003
   

       Then again...
—spinynorman, Sep 25 2003
   

       superglue
—k_sra, Sep 25 2003
   

       Surely this is a job for Velcro?
—spinynorman, Sep 25 2003
   

       I guess stapling it to your balls is not an option. But has anyone ever actually had this problem?
—DrCurry, Sep 25 2003
   

       So suffer the wee-dicked.
—waugsqueke, Sep 25 2003
   

       is he related to Wee Willy Winky?
—po, Sep 25 2003
   

       Maybe a condom body suit would do the trick.
—FarmerJohn, Sep 25 2003
   

       DrC. Don't get started on stapler add-ons again....
—jonthegeologist, Sep 25 2003
   

       why? is this a fetish that you have noticed? cannot say that I have..
—po, Sep 25 2003
   

       For the nerdy accountant cliche who has everything...
—Detly, Sep 25 2003
   

       Put your balls in it along with the shaft. The end-ring then won't just slip off, like a cockring.
—jojo99, Sep 26 2003
   

       Who has this problem? I'm not Ron Jeremy myself, but come on.
—disbomber, Apr 09 2005
   


 

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