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Just seems like the right size, and you won't have to try and fit a few in your wallet.
Condom case
http://kyledesign.zoovy.com/product/CN
These, but on a belt [Worldgineer, Nov 04 2005]
Steel Condom Cases
Inspired by [Weirdo55] [Worldgineer, Nov 04 2005]
Brave New World, chapter 3, color coded (!)
http://baylor.chatt...ep/tenthtwobnw.html
"And round her waist she wore a silver-mounted green morocco-surrogate cartridge belt, bulging (for Lenina was not a freemartin) with the regulation supply of contraceptives. [...] "Perfect!" cried Fanny enthusiastically. She could never resist Lenina's charm for long. "And what a perfectly sweet Malthusian belt!"" [jutta, Nov 07 2005]
Here's one, [World]. I'm guessing that it's not exactly your style though.
http://www.viciouss...rod=HM-BTTRFLYSKULL
[half, Nov 08 2005]
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Now there's a utility belt! |
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Apparently condom belt pouches exist (they distribute them in Africa), but I couldn't find a picture. |
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Well Batman is always prepared for ANYTHING if he.. can just... reach his... utility belt. WHAM! Now he can handle business. OOOH! BAAM! |
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Very handy, and in the appropriate area, too. |
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Already halfbaked by dear old Huxley, A. in Brave New World. Called a Malthusian Belt. |
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I can just see John Wayne fiddling with this (in a nice way) |
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"Say hello to my little friend!" (Oops, wrong actor...) |
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"Condom Belt Buckle" ... huh, I wasn't even aware that they had belts. Are you sure buckles are a good idea? |
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or maybe just a belt entirely made of re-enforced tear-away condom packs |
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>>Are you sure buckles are a good idea |
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Lending new meaning to the term "strap one on"? |
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When I read Brave New World in high school (70's), I thought the Malthusian belt held pills.. but of course not, now that I think about it, the Pill not existing in Huxley's time... |
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But it's an excellent idea, worthy of further baking; in fact, there's a company waiting to happen. It would also visually indicate that one was looking, equipped and ready to go... |
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Flashy, [half]. How does one sit wearing that thing? |
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"Dad let me borrow his belt today.....Hey
what's this?.........OH MY GOD!!!!" |
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