h a l f b a k e r yFaster than a stationary bullet.
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feed them something to change the colour of their slime,put dye in it or something,and a sharp radula,use these for linesand lampreys for dots/circles
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I, uh, don't want to be tatooed by a lamprey. A leech might be less scary. There are some carnivorous snails that might be persuaded to give human skin a poke with their radula, but I don't know that I would let them do it to me. |
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This invention has the power to take machismo to strange new places. |
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(Two haggard, grimacing bikers glare at one another across a table. Each sports a slightly ragged six-inch line of day-glo magenta across his chest with a snail resting placidly at its end. A bell sounds. A woman in tiny cutoffs walks across the platform holding a sign which reads "Day Nine".) |
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