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canweaveyourliverthen.com

Web-based organ donation for the despondent
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A website plus a peripheral. The website, www.canweaveyourliverthen.com , bears content to render your self-esteem and sense of significance non-existent and makes you want to do yourself in. Then you click/tap on the "yes" button and the peripheral kicks into life, creating a sterile field, removing your vital organs and bagging them up in sterile containers, which then slip down a chute into a collection point. An automated SMS message is then sent to the harvesters and a van comes round and picks them up for donation.

Alternatively, your liver is spaghettified and woven together into a meaty jumper, but that's only if you've accidentally gone to the wrong website (www.canweaveyourliver.org)

nineteenthly, Aug 03 2014

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       Onions are optional?
not_morrison_rm, Aug 03 2014
  

       Onions are compulsory, however a little chili is optional.
pocmloc, Aug 03 2014
  

       Garlic. There must be garlic.
8th of 7, Aug 03 2014
  

       No, bacon is taking things too far. That's like those people who add half a pint of cream to every single type of soup they make.
pocmloc, Aug 03 2014
  

       can we *have your liver?   

       that is, if you are done wearing it.
reensure, Aug 03 2014
  

       So is cream in soup. Doesn't mean it's not excessive though.
pocmloc, Aug 03 2014
  

       Liver and bacon is one of the greatest liver-and- bacon combinations there is.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 03 2014
  

       Only one of them though. And sorry, but it's definitely "canweaveyourliverthen", not "canweHaveyourliverthen".
nineteenthly, Aug 03 2014
  

       It's up there with "penisland.net" and "whorepresents.com"
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 03 2014
  

       I'd like my liver woven into a lovely stringy placemat only I'd like it done some time in the past, where do I sign?
zen_tom, Aug 04 2014
  

       [Max] ...and www.powergenitalia.com
hippo, Aug 04 2014
  

       Seen on a t-shirt:   

       " The liver is evil and must be punished "
normzone, Aug 04 2014
  

       [hippo] ah, but powergenitalia.com doesn't exist (well, it does, but only slightly).
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 04 2014
  

       Incidentally, [nineteenthly], you have not clarified whether you are despondent, or whether this website you propose is intended for the benefit of others.   

       I counsel against desponding. Drinking is far better, in my experience, as are many of the newer pharmaceuticals. Both together is, in my experience, a winning combination.   

       If you are still drawn toward despondency, best to start writing poetry and capitalize on it. Or develop a vengeful streak and thereby find a useful outlet.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 04 2014
  
      
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