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perhaps for a loveletter or a dear john epistle, quite possibly an outstanding invoice would all look pretty cool on this bleedin paper.
2 sheets of ultra-thin vellum with an intermediate layer of non-toxic red gel; crimped at the edges to prevent leakage.
any stapling, misuse of paperclips,
heavy folding and/or a deluge of teardrops will result in heavy bleeding
a green variety for doctors and people on a diet follows shortly.
ooooh, a brown version to help elephants.
http://www.elephantdungpaper.com/ [po, Feb 22 2005]
For [po]
http://www.gifs.net/animate/giflist.htm (scroll down and click on bloodani.gif) [Worldgineer, Feb 23 2005]
(?) possible application
http://www.geocitie....html?1109430456250 [po, Feb 26 2005]
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Or micro beads of tears. Scratch and sniffle. |
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Better than paper made of dried prunes. |
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Could this be used to write 'you're gonna die' notes from stalkers? |
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what do you think, tadpole? |
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For more dramatic effect, write with a penknife. |
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Much easier on the hands than the traditional sign in blood contracts. |
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Now when you dog eats your homework there will be forensic evidence. |
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Or a case for a hideous murder. |
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forensic evidence - oh, yes! |
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I'd like to extend this to email but have not a clue... |
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Wait- doctors have green blood? |
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brodie - my experience of doctors, sorry! |
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Po - oviously you need to get a humanoid doctor without pointy ears. If he heals you by pressing his fingers to your temple, watch out! |
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[UnaBubba] - you scrub and you scrub, but the smell is
always there... |
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hey UB. what a memory you have. |
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