Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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bleedin’ paper

 paper that bleeds
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perhaps for a loveletter or a dear john epistle, quite possibly an outstanding invoice would all look pretty cool on this bleedin’ paper.

2 sheets of ultra-thin vellum with an intermediate layer of non-toxic red gel; crimped at the edges to prevent leakage.

any stapling, misuse of paperclips, heavy folding and/or a deluge of teardrops will result in heavy “bleeding”

a green variety for doctors and people on a diet follows shortly.

—po, Feb 22 2005

ooooh, a brown version to help elephants. http://www.elephantdungpaper.com/
[po, Feb 22 2005]

For [po] http://www.gifs.net/animate/giflist.htm
(scroll down and click on bloodani.gif) [Worldgineer, Feb 23 2005]

(?) possible application http://www.geocitie....html?1109430456250
[po, Feb 26 2005]


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       "Bleedin Nora!"
—skinflaps, Feb 22 2005
   

       Or micro beads of tears. Scratch and sniffle.
—FarmerJohn, Feb 22 2005
   

       Better than paper made of dried prunes.
—DesertFox, Feb 22 2005
   

       Could this be used to write 'you're gonna die' notes from stalkers?
—froglet, Feb 22 2005
   

       what do you think, tadpole?
—po, Feb 22 2005
   

       Yep.
—DesertFox, Feb 22 2005
   

       For more dramatic effect, write with a penknife.
—Worldgineer, Feb 22 2005
   

       Much easier on the hands than the traditional ‘sign in blood’ contracts.
—Shz, Feb 22 2005
   

       Now when you dog eats your homework there will be forensic evidence.   

       Or a case for a hideous murder.
—froglet, Feb 23 2005
   

       forensic evidence - oh, yes!
—po, Feb 23 2005
   

       I'd like to extend this to email but have not a clue...
—po, Feb 23 2005
   

       Wait- doctors have green blood?
—brodie, Feb 23 2005
   

       world - exactly!   

       fantastic link, mate.   

       brodie - my experience of doctors, sorry!
—po, Feb 23 2005
   

       Po - oviously you need to get a humanoid doctor without pointy ears. If he heals you by pressing his fingers to your temple, watch out!
—Ling, Feb 24 2005
   

       [UnaBubba] - you scrub and you scrub, but the smell is always there...
—Detly, Feb 24 2005
   

       hey UB. what a memory you have.
—po, Feb 24 2005
   


 

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