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balloon bursting knickers

 what it says on the label
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for dainty little children who are just too light or timid to burst their own party balloons.

I envisage the seat area of these party garments to be covered with little pins.

It would make musical chairs quite entertaining too.

—po, Jul 07 2004

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       //It would make musical chairs quite entertaining too//and picking up litter.
—skinflaps, Jul 07 2004
   

       Poor Father Christmas.
—egbert, Jul 07 2004
   

       ...and then there's that moment when they realise that they've had too much lemonade to drink and po has to rush them upstairs to the lavatory only to have her hand lacerated.
—DrBob, Jul 07 2004
   

       Putting the squeak into 'Squeak Piggy, Squeak'.
—oneoffdave, Jul 07 2004
   

       The bane of department store Santa's everywhere.   

       Crap. Think anyone noticed?   

       no.
—po, Jul 07 2004
   

       We love you 2 fries. You are entitled to repeat any gag you want ;)
—Pericles, Jul 07 2004
   

       No points for originality, then?
—egbert, Jul 07 2004
   

       [po] Are you sure you weren't just a little inspired by my disgusting Balloon Bust Knickers?
—FarmerJohn, Jul 07 2004
   

       honey, how could I forget? you tease.
—po, Jul 07 2004
   

      
Wearing pants with pins
Around I spun
And behind me found
A donkey’s tail

—ldischler, Jul 07 2004
   

       [Pericles] I doubt that sentiment is shared by all, but thanks I'll try to keep them to a minimum.   

       Your jokes aren't that bad, 2 fries. I don't gag every time I read one...
—lostdog, Jul 07 2004
   

       Semi-colon close bracket. And "every" should be read in bold.
—lostdog, Jul 07 2004
   

       Must be reflex.   

       + with long enough pins and enough force your child will now be firmly fixed to the floor
—engineer1, Jul 09 2004
   


 

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