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pants with electric heating pad elements stitched into
buttocks
AMENDMENT:
you choose the shape of the heating element
when you take the pants off you can have a red hot crusifix
toasted onto you cheek, or a pitchfork or a name etc...
maybe you can have them custom configured to burn your
bottom with the graphic or message that you choose
so now a genuine ass toaster
Electric Pants
http://gizmodo.com/...ically-heated-pants
Cold testicles no more. [Boomershine, Oct 05 2010]
Scarification
http://en.wikipedia.../wiki/Scarification
Like branding cattle. [Boomershine, Oct 05 2010]
Tumbleweed Emoticon
Tumbleweed_20Emoticon
I might be a little late with this... [Boomershine, Oct 07 2010]
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<sings> you make my pants wanna get up and dance
you make my face wanna grin
you make my knees wanna kneel down say please
honey won`t you kiss me again? |
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you make my pants wanna get up and dance
you make my face wanna grin
you make my knees wanna kneel down say please
honey won`t you kiss me again? <sings> |
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what no toast? how disappointing. |
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<sings>
i get up in the mornin' bout six AM
have a little jelly have a little jam
take a piece of bread put it in the slot
push down the lever and the wires gets hot
i get toast
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yeah TOAST yeah TOAST <sings> |
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[vfrackis], this idea appears to be baked, a lot. You might say, it's toast. But, pretending it's not for a moment, I rather imagine this was a product testing challenge, no? I suppose that once someone in your R&D department tests the product, they are no longer virgins. (Virgins, in this case, referring to unbranded asses... Really, what WERE you thinking?) |
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[Grogster] Do you get the feeling we've stumbled into
the wrong ro_Om? |
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(So good to see you here, btw.) |
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It's good to see [po] in such fine voice. |
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