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Ass Toasters

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pants with electric heating pad elements stitched into buttocks

AMENDMENT: you choose the shape of the heating element when you take the pants off you can have a red hot crusifix toasted onto you cheek, or a pitchfork or a name etc... maybe you can have them custom configured to burn your bottom with the graphic or message that you choose

so now a genuine ass toaster

—vfrackis, Oct 05 2010

Electric Pants http://gizmodo.com/...ically-heated-pants
Cold testicles no more. [Boomershine, Oct 05 2010]

Scarification http://en.wikipedia.../wiki/Scarification
Like branding cattle. [Boomershine, Oct 05 2010]

Tumbleweed Emoticon Tumbleweed_20Emoticon
I might be a little late with this... [Boomershine, Oct 07 2010]

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       poor cold mules   

       <sings> you make my pants wanna get up and dance
you make my face wanna grin
you make my knees wanna kneel down say please
honey won`t you kiss me again? 		  

       you make my pants wanna get up and dance
you make my face wanna grin
you make my knees wanna kneel down say please
honey won`t you kiss me again? <sings>
—po, Oct 05 2010
   

       Rather baked.[link]
—Boomershine, Oct 05 2010
   

       is it baked oh no it is   

       i'll change it
—vfrackis, Oct 05 2010
   

       what no toast? how disappointing.   

       <sings> i get up in the mornin' bout six AM
have a little jelly have a little jam
take a piece of bread put it in the slot
push down the lever and the wires gets hot
i get toast
   

       yeah TOAST yeah TOAST <sings>
—po, Oct 05 2010
   

       [link]-^--^--#
—Boomershine, Oct 07 2010
   

       [vfrackis], this idea appears to be baked, a lot. You might say, it's toast. But, pretending it's not for a moment, I rather imagine this was a product testing challenge, no? I suppose that once someone in your R&D department tests the product, they are no longer virgins. (Virgins, in this case, referring to unbranded asses... Really, what WERE you thinking?)
—Grogster, Oct 07 2010
   

       [Grogster] Do you get the feeling we've stumbled into the wrong ro_Om?   

       (So good to see you here, btw.)
—Boomershine, Oct 07 2010
   

       Custard sachets, anyone?
—egbert, Oct 08 2010
   

       It's good to see [po] in such fine voice.
—pertinax, Oct 08 2010
   


 

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