Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Adult Play Bed
Autocombustophobic Therapy Bed
bad hair
Basket Bed
Bass Bed
Bean Beds
Bed Bump
Bed of Nails
Bed of Stickle Bricks
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home:bed

... add-on
... covering
... eating and drinking
... floating
... mattress
... motion
... shape
... temperature

bad hair

Earth your bed to stop you having bad hair

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If you wake-up every morning with your hair looking like you've just been dragged through a hedge, backwards , then your problem is probably down to insufficient bed earthing. Simply earth yourself by sleeping on a foil cover which is earthed...

—	Dub, Mar 29 2004

The Science Behind a Good Hair Day http://inventorspot...good_hair_day_17175
Whatever next? Antistatic shampoo? [Dub, Aug 18 2008]

Baked? https://rowlandearthing.co.uk/
[Dub, May 25 2020]

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// Simply earth yourself by sleeping on a foil cover which is earthed... // and make your elf into a human lightening conductor!

—	jonthegeologist, Mar 29 2004

What's all this static about earthing to avoid bed hair? Is this why animals who live in metal cages never have a bad hair day?

—	RooneDitoff, Mar 29 2004

say, a conductive elf would be useful. I'm going to start converting mine immediately!

—	Voice, Aug 20 2008

Gave this one a bun because it's conducive to good grooming.

—	Canuck, Jun 14 2020

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