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Micro-ants could be bred to feed on nothing but human hair. Would then be introduced to face and beard growth would then become a thing of the past.
Of course micro-walls/hedges would have to be also used to keep the ants confined to micro fields. Unless of course you like the skinhead look.
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Brings a whole new slant to the phrase, "Ants in your pants." |
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You could have hit on a biggie here. There could be the potential for a whole range of ant hairdressing styles and just think about the related products formulated and controlled by Laboratoire Slancaster. Also, no more nasal hair removers or beard trimmers -Saves a fortune in batteries and recharging. |
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Control would be your problem, all right. Hair spiders might keep them under check in the upward direction--specially bred spiders that only live in the shaggier, darker forests of the human pelt, I mean. Perhaps you'd rub a little ant-appetizer solution on the hairy areas you wished to denude? |
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Great idea. Even better if you could train them to eat in formation and create interesting symmetrical bare patches (kind of like corn circles). Or something. |
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How about genetically modified "crabs" for bikini lines? |
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Oh - I thought this was going to be a shaver for ants. Becasuse in fact, they are a bit hairy up close. Same goes for wasps (and gorillas). |
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Why ants? Are leeches too powerful for your delicate follicles? |
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Naaah! Leeches suck! I'm already working on ideas for the advertising. Locusts - Because I'm worth it! |
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...and besides, Gilette would never let you get away with it. |
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Thank you, UnaBubba, for sparing us. I believe I was counted among the sick, after your last little speech about that whack-a-mole worm... |
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Ants huh? Now that's weird. Controlling them where to eat would be hard. And leeches?! Those are too big to eat hairs! |
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What ever happened to an acid that dizzolves your hairs, but not your skin? Now that's a revolution. |
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draginmaster: called Nair, though i believe it's actually very basic (as in alkali).. etc, etc |
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