"look see" table

Imagine a perspex table (see through) with a vac fomed hollow perspex dildo slap bang in the middle pointing upwards. The table's legs supply uplighting. What happens next may be a little graphic so readers of a delicate disposition please read no further... You get your significant other ( or the person you just paid) to place themselves onto the perspex protruberance. You then lay underneath and... well... do whatever.the light should illuminate the show. when not in proper use you can while away the hours at dinner parties discussing your interesting cofee table-cum-hatstand.