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A bra that has instructions for the less smooth operators. Has boundaries drawn on and instructions for best use of the area. Possibly also has the order in which the wearer likes to be touched.
P.S.( God, that's a terrrible idea isn't it?! I should give myself a fishbone.)
P.P.S. I now wish
I could delete the previous post script, but without it some people's comments wouldn't make sense. Note to other Bakers: try not to denigrate you idea, in the idea's text.
403 Forbidden underpants
http://www.cafepress.com/403forbidden
As mentioned by Cerium. Not the same as this idea. I guess someone giving you 404 Not Found as a present is a sure sign to move on? [jutta, Jul 09 2006]
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mark out your whole body like the cow on the butcher's poster. |
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Make sure you include instructions on how to remove the learning bra. |
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I trust it would be printed with glow-in-the-dark ink...? |
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Think of the age group that would wear this? I do not think Fathers would like their daughters wearing this!! |
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Fathers? with a big F? oh my god! |
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Needs a buzzer, like in the "Operation" game. |
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waugsqueke: for when you get it right, or when you get it wrong? |
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I can't help thinking of some poor hapless guy trying to 'make progress' with his first date... "BZZZ! No, not like that. BZZZ! Wrong again! BZZZ! Oh for crying out loud... BZZZ! No, sorry, but thanks for playing. Bye!" -- ego destroyed for life! |
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His n' Hers Learning Underwear: The perfect graduation gift? (slaps self, I needed that.) |
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just from a fashion perspective, this is a hot idea for club-wear people! |
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[Cheradine] - I must get one of those. They sound like fun! |
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I'm just liking the noise-making bra idea now. Maybe one that goes "aaooooga". |
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I don't believe Stout is female at all. |
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'course she is. Otherwise her name would be StoutBull. Do they make bras for cows? |
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//Do they make bras for cows?// |
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I hope so - especially ones that go BUZZ and aaooooga. And purely for comedic value, in case anyone gets any ideas. I just love the idea of a farmer milking his cow in the morning, "BUZZ, BUZZ, aaooooga, BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ, aaooooga". |
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Ah, bliss! You're back in the madhouse I see. The shock treatments didn't work? |
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Well, one of those would certainly have made my last date go more smoothly, but I'm probably the only guy in the world that actually reads instructions... |
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I think many men would read instructions written on a woman's bra. Especially if they were in brail. |
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I always read directions. |
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Kind of like those undies that say "403: Forbidden" on them.. |
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These bras would have to be custom made. Now there's a nice job. :) |
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Aren't the more difficult erogenous zones mostly in the mind? |
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hmm
interesting idea, good, but needs a little work,
couldnt bra's just have one regular button on them, not those, clips that beg for a pair of scissors. |
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the writable body stocking... |
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