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Monobra

 One cup to hold them both, one cup to combine them, one cup to bring them together, and in the darkness bind them.
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Customer testimonials:

I’m quite pleased with the quality and comfort of my new Monobra with its Sweat-less cotton divider and padded nosecone. I’ve already purchased several blouses and dresses made to fit this new, exciting, single bust craze. – Jackie Brown, importer

The Monobra in leather and chrome looks good and fits like a mitten. I like its positive aerodynamic flow when I’m on my hog. I’ve just burned all my bi-bras. - Motorcycle Mama, macho feminist

I am so happy with your two-in-one bra that launders well and advantageously shows off my upper torso (see enclosed selfportrait). My husband is particularly pleased with the double décolletage model with openings above and below. – Jane Dough, stay-at-work-mom

—FarmerJohn, Dec 16 2004

Jane's selfportrait http://www.geocitie...hnnie/monobra.html?
[FarmerJohn, Dec 16 2004]

The Emperor http://www.field-no.../emperor-george.jpg
I don't know, I found this image and it scares me. [contracts, Dec 16 2004]

The original monobra http://www.allmovie...r_the_fist_003.html
[normzone, Dec 16 2004]

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       So when evaluating an idea in fashion, [FJ], if it is well illustrated (figuratively and literally) and well written, clear and concise and amusing to a degree - - but at the same time entirely visually repellent (like low-rise jeans or Ugg boots, for instance,) does it get a bun or a fish?
—contracts, Dec 16 2004
   

       I find most new fashion trends visually repellent at first, but quite attractive and normal after six months.
—FarmerJohn, Dec 16 2004
   

       You watch too much TV or read too many magazines. [+] The only fashion trend I've ever felt compelled to support was when the Emperor got new clothes.
—contracts, Dec 16 2004
   

       Isn't this just like the "hidden support" tops which are widely available to women already?
—salachair, Dec 16 2004
   

       No, though I have trouble depicting it, this single-cup bra gently presses the breasts into its cone or bell shape.
—FarmerJohn, Dec 16 2004
   

       You know, contracts, I think your link scares me, as well.
—david_scothern, Dec 16 2004
   

       Wouldn't the two eventually mold into one big boob?
—blissmiss, Dec 16 2004
   

       Wouldn't you want to have a foam insert in the middle?
—ldischler, Dec 16 2004
   

       [blissmiss] Yes, hopefully!   

       [ldischler] Jackie mentioned a Sweat-less cotton divider.
—FarmerJohn, Dec 16 2004
   
      
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