An Economic Theory for Reparations and Relief
Everyone born after May 30, 1912 will be reclassified as property
of the Wright Brothers Corporation, due to the attribution of
their lives to the outcomes of World Wars I and II which were the
result of the Wright Brothers' court case against Alexander
Graham Bell, according to their patent on "wing warping" which
will be reinterpreted to mean "undulation", the propulsive motion
that most living creatures use navigate 3D space, rather than "a
steering mechanism."
Under this economic theory, everyone alive today is either a
commodity of the Wright Brothers corporation according to US
law as of 1912, or they are the property of the Alexander
Graham Bell corporation, which is the way we have it divided up
today with everyone paying a monthly tithe of 600 dollars to the
Internet Service Providers which are all related back to Ma Bell.
With the change in interpretation of the old US law, all laws
passed since can be annulled retroactively and in their place a
world wide structure of reparations can be instituted to chanel
money and gold to a network of aboriginal religious organizations
spanning the developing world, to host mass vacations by working
class white supremacists from middle america for 6 months each
year, to do ayahuasca in a week long ceremony as an initiationi
into the full 6 month series of ceremonial education about
aboriginal cultures across the world.
All of this will be organized by Donald Trump in his new role as
emperor of the new Reich which will be a company dedicated only
to the implementation of plans for infrastructure that will be
drawn up as part of the "Share!" conference, staring Cher, in
Queensland Australia, right before JesusHChrist and a
mathematical ordering of all of the chicks in the world in order of
hotness, starting from on top of Jesus, all the way out to the
gentle yogic testosterone-abusers-anonymous program that will
anchor the Trans Resort Immigration system that develops around
the beaches of Australia where all of the "men" in the world will
be trying to infiltrate the Australian continent so that they can
participate in the swirling vortex of Jesus orgy that will be going
on above the newly formed shallow, man-made, health-nutrient
and psychedelic-infused waters of the inland Australian sea.