Wild Thing Walker

Are you sick and tired of those darned walkers that are too hard to move because of those annoying rubber tips and wheels that just get in the way? I know I am! But, friends and future customers, I have a solution! What makes people in wheelchairs so special? They should be worse off than those who have to deal with low-tech walking aids, shouldn't they? But, no, they get electric machines! Well, I have the motorized aid of your dreams! The chassis looks very similar to that of a normal, archaic walker, but its the sheer power that is the magnificent advantage of this fine machine. The wheels in front are slightly smaller than those in the back, but both have extreme traction and durability. The main feature is the two footpads that fold out of the legs on button command. These are for those times when you need to go just that tiny bit too far to walk, but still want your walker when you arrive there. Just push the button, and swish, the footpads are there. Just step up the inch and a half onto the pads, turn the key, and rev the motorcycle-like accelerator with your hands. The brakes are easy too! Just like a bicycle. This is a useful tool for all of those interested in moving about like they used to. The independence of a walker, but the reliance of an electric wheelchair. Also, for those who want a rest from their tiring walk, a chair can be easily folded out from the side of the walker, and the arms lowered for a sitting-down cruise. Feel young, free, and wild again!