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There are times when one requires a blender, but all that one owns is a whisk.
At such times, reach into your cupboard and retrieve your Whisk Sharpening Kit. Moments later, you will be in possession of something that may function as a blender!
Coming soon, in the same series: spoon-to-knife grinder,
baking tray-to-cheese grater punch, saucepan-to-frying pan press, ladle shrinker, teaspoon embiggener, blender bluntener, and the chopstick-to-toothpick lathe which comes free with the cast-your-own-cookware kit. Never run short of utensils again!
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Would any of these come complete with the roll of baling wire, or would one have to go and cut a little piece of the neighbour's fence to complete that kind of job? |
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And you know the kind of neighbour's fence one uses for barbeques? Maybe something to splinter bits of that into rough chopsticks would be useful, too. |
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Power tools in the kitchen [+] |
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[+] I like it.
I missed the hb for almost 24 hours! I was so happy
to see it was still here!
I would love the cast-your-own-cookware set. I
would make strange shapes of everything. |
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After posting this, I came back to check on it and the bakery had disappeared - I was worried I might have used the secret code word which triggers the self destruct... |
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And it was worryingly yellow. |
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//There are times when one requires a blender, but
all that one owns is a whisk.// |
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That sentence should be opening of a novel of some
sort. |
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Perhaps the next sentence would be: "I can assure
you, Mr. Bond, that your lady friend will give us the
information we want. However, it might take a little
longer than I had expected." |
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" After posting this, I came back to check on it and the bakery had disappeared - I was worried I might have used the secret code word which triggers the self destruct..." |
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THAT'S why the word is a secret. Fortunately some of us know the safe word. |
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(+) For any invention that employs an embiggener. |
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I'd have preferred the use of a desmallenator |
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// That sentence should be opening of a
novel of some sort // |
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