Wet Mouth Shovel Licker

if you happen to have a pathological fear of contact with dirt and you like to garden this is the product for you

it's a device that looks like a large dirty mouth sitting in your garden. It has a rubbery spongy tongue reddish pink in color, and a hose attached at the back. The water pressure activates the licking and slobbering mechanical jaw action when you stick a shovel into it.

You stick your shovel in and it cleans it off thus forcing you to confront your fear while trying to avoid it.