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A patisserie or cafe which sells a crescent-shaped croissant at
a certain time, which increases in plumpness every day,
becoming hemispherical, then an oblate spheroid, then a
sphere, then reverses the gamut and sells no croissants at all
one day per month, according to the phases of the Moon.
The spherical croissant has a map of the Moon embossed on
it and the crescent-shaped ones have a few barely discernible
crumbs whose visibility depends on the weather in nearby
oceans.
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This is a beautiful, moving tribute to the bakery. Love
it. + |
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You could make this a daily meal plan by adding a complementary piece of cheese to the other side of the plate. |
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...with appropriately-placed tiny specks of chocolate on them to mark the Apollo landing sites. |
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No croissants one day per month? Okay then, I'll have two of your pretzelcoatls and one rosetta-scone to go please. |
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(The Aztec God of Salty Snacks) |
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Fixed.
...and flying off the shelves. |
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