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Waterbra
Carry a tank and lift breasts with it | |
Imagine a cubic fish tank about half a meter in length. Attach to it a frame such that it sits about a meter above the ground. (adjustable) Add motorized wheels to the frame at the bottom. Put a hole with a gasket in the bottom of the tank part. Push your head up into it from the bottom. Shape it so
your arms can fit out through two new holes, also with (very flexible) gaskets. You are now wearing a fish tank around your bust. Fill the tank with water and your breasts will comfortably float.
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Up next, the watercoat for portly gentlemen. |
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How does this dream usually end? |
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The old man stands up, screams "Never!" and pours the entire mug of molten gold into the river. |
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A fine offering. Extra croissant fragment awarded. |
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Alternatively, use helium filled breast implants to achieve the
same floaty effect with the added advantage of being able to
feel the wind on your mamories should you so desire, similar
effect could be
achieved with a small flotilla of drones flying just above your
head & bungy cords attached to your bra suspending your
melons somewhat hammock like. |
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//How does this dream usually end?// |
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The frame might need something better than motorised wheels
at the bottom, if the wearer is not to be stuck at the bottom of
the first staircase along with all the daleks. Perhaps little tank
tracks would be appropriate to support a tank? |
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Before I give this a bun for being very halfbaked,
I must know if this goes under your clothing or over
your clothing! both might present problems… |
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I envisioned it as over clothing. You could also use it as clothing I suppose. |
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//if the wearer is not to be stuck at the bottom of the first staircase along with all the daleks// |
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So it's very impractical, which makes it feminine. Bonus! |
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ah../use it as clothing/ ok if it has black water in
it + no fish in mine please…too ticklish! |
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Instead of dying the water you could cover the outside of the tank. Although semi-opacity in depth would be a color option never before seen. Light scattering as a new dimension of color. Ooh, how about a lava lamp bra? |
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I really think that this idea needs to be extended in a kind of cubist fashion to include knickers and hats. Wearers would then be encased in three separate clear water-filled cuboids at crown of head, chest and loins (gentlemen could wear only the first and last). Clothing would be tailored to be body-fitting between the cuboids but to be seamed and fitted around the water tanks. |
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"We all float down here Richie..." |
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//it's very impractical, which makes it feminine.// |
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I used to struggle to understand fashion, and this comment
encapsulates my confusion. |
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