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Wagon Wheel Fence
A difficult to scale fence which doesn't breach local planning regs. | |
Most commercial and industrial sites are fenced - but are still subject to people easily hopping over the fences to conduct some opportunistic thieving. The usual response is to want to build higher fences and top them with barbwire, razorwire, sharp spikes or perhaps even electrify them.
Unfortunately,
many local governments have decided (in their wisdom) to legislate against fences going above a certain height or permitting the use of razorwire, spikes or electric fences. The stringing of 3 strands of barbwire is usually allowed but doesn't prove to be much of a deterrent to a nimble clamberer.
My fence post (fence 'post' get it?) is to have the fence topped with a tightly-packed series of free-spinning metal 'wagon wheels' along a common axis. If each of these wheels was 40cm (18in) or bigger, closely packed together and free-wheeling enough they would prove to be very difficult to climb over, at least for the casual thief walking by. It is not going to deter the serious professional armed with bolt cutters, etc. but will certainly slow down the casual scumbag more than would a piddly 3 strands of barbwire. The wagon wheel fence would perform this function without giving the local council conniptions about having high-voltage electrics or spools of razorwire which could hurt the dears.
The 'wagon wheels' don't really even need the rims on them as the tapered spokes alone should be enough. This would make the corners easier to build where you would have to use a gentle radius rather than right angles. The advantage of rims though is that they'd be harder to jam from spinning and don't provide any handhold. Then I'd optionally slather the whole thing with thick, gooey axle grease.
Wagon Wheels
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagon_Wheels [hippo, Mar 15 2012]
NCOTAASD
http://www.nicecupo...evious.php3?item=18 Much nicer Wagon Wheels link. [pocmloc, Mar 15 2012]
all this time I thought [hippo] meant THESE wagon wheels...
https://www.google....jT5KYBsfd0QHa1YSvCA [xandram, Mar 16 2012]
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Wouldn't people just eat them? |
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Some security fences are like this: they have a
horizontal rod at the top, on which are mounted
spiked wheels. This makes it difficult to get any
purchase on the top of the fence, and also makes it
difficult to use a blanket or coat to "pad" the spikes. |
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Eating the fence is surely a hazard, but any intruder who had just consumed their way through one or two giant wagon wheels is going to be pretty easy to catch I would have thought. |
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[pocmloc] Ah yes - of course. Ignore my previous concerns about the security of this fence. |
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I would think pizza-cutters placed along the top would work well!
sp: deer / or did you mean not to hurt the dear intruders? |
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This would work for deer too - just not the [Alterother's]
infamous teleporting deer, of course. |
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What about Winged Monkeys ? |
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I don't think they'd stay on the top of the fence. |
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// just not the [Alterother's] infamous teleporting deer, of
course. // |
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A fence constructed of running motorcycles might be
effective against Blink Deer, and even if it wasn't it would
still be interesting to look at. |
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Hmmm, perhaps the fencetop should consist of motorized,
studded motorcycle wheels. If running slowly, the nearest
side to the would-be thief should spin downwards. If
running quickly, they should spin the other way to fling the
perps into the next suburb. That would be interesting to
look at too. |
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We might even have invented a type of 'cat skeet' launcher
for his borgness. (sorry, I meant 'His Borgness' - no offense) |
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It's actually 'Their Borgnesses', I think. |
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I'd recommend Dunlop Motocross tires. Very chunky, long
wearing. Good sidewalls. |
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And on those rare occasions when they're being sincere:
"Earnest Borgnine"? If they ever win an argument with
you: "Victor Borga"? |
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//Wouldn't people just eat them?// hah. |
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xandram's suggestion of pizza cutter wheels (even if
they were 18 inches in diameter) would be much
cheaper than wheels that consist of spokes and a rim. |
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I would suggest that mere unsharpened metal disks
would work nearly as well, and involve less risk of
injury to installation and maintenance personnel than
oversized pizza cutters. |
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For maximum cost effectiveness and longevity, they
would simply be circles stamped out of galvanized sheet
steel, and then have their cut edges treated to prevent
rust. |
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Also... I think it would be more effective if used in
combination with the aforementioned three strands of
barbed wire. So you'd have, in order from ground
upwards, the main part of the fence, then the barbed
wire, then the wheels. |
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hmmm, picturing a razor edged pinwheel design using wind to electrify the fence... and liking it. |
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Hmmmm, you seem to know a lot about this topic [bigs]. A
suspiciously awful lot. |
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A friend-of-a-friend found a loophole. He mortared intact, but fragile, glass ornaments onto the top of a wall. They were not sharp (and therefore not unlawful), but would immediately become so if anyone tried to climb over. |
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Good idea [spidermother]. I bet where electricity is
outlawed, I would still be allowed to run my (weakly
constructed but scaldingly hot) steam pipes around the
top
of
my perimeter
fencing. |
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