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Star Jumps Chicken Wire

chicken wire with star jumps pattern
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Chicken wire is useful but long overdue a makeover.

I've already created a B52 version so I thought I might invent a star-jumps edition, which is composed of a continuous series of interconnected wire figures all making star-jumps.

If used to contain chickens, there is always the remote possibility that they will try to immitate the depicted figures.

It's best just to view the illustration for total clarity.

xenzag, Oct 13 2020

Star Jumps Chicken Wire https://sodabred.tu...s-an-idea-by-xenzag
[xenzag, Oct 13 2020]

"Lovely complicated machine" https://en.wikipedi...be_Goldberg_machine
Like this, [xenzag]? [neutrinos_shadow, Oct 13 2020]

Wire bending cnc https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dykosw63QV8
[xenzag, Oct 13 2020]

Human Shaped Pylons https://medium.com/...e%20and%20powerful.
[AusCan531, Oct 14 2020]

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       Umm. Ommm.
whatrock, Oct 13 2020
  

       A lovely complicated machine would do the work nicely.
xenzag, Oct 13 2020
  

       How about crucifix chicken wire to keep out vampires ?   

       Silver plate it, and it would keep out werewolves too.
8th of 7, Oct 13 2020
  

       The figures can wear crucifixes if you want. Print them out and draw them on.
xenzag, Oct 13 2020
  

       I was hoping for a pattern that looks like a jump to light speed. But it would probably look like a spiderweb more than anything.
RayfordSteele, Oct 14 2020
  

       I was thinking of a celebrity vaulting over a very low fence.
pertinax, Oct 14 2020
  

       Great ideas....get your pens and pencils out and start drawing. You can have Star Jumps 2 and 3.
xenzag, Oct 14 2020
  

       The Icelanders have a similar idea about forming human shapes from metal - but WRIT LARGE. [link]
AusCan531, Oct 14 2020
  

       I might make either Hitler or Trump Wire. Trump Wire would be great for fencing in those pesky Mexicans he hates so much, and they could pay for its manufacture.
xenzag, Oct 14 2020
  

       Email that to him, when he gets re-elected he'll give you a job in his administration.
8th of 7, Oct 14 2020
  

       Like I've always said, I autobun anything with associated artwork.
doctorremulac3, Oct 14 2020
  

       For Trump, razor wire and licence plate manufacturing seems more appropriate.
AusCan531, Oct 16 2020
  

       Just from the title I was thinking, is this anything like Fonzie jumping the shark?   
      
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