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It's the same concept as having your home phone pick up the calls you miss from your cell phone, except it gets forwarded onto your vibrator. You can have personalized vibrations for people. Now you can enjoy those missed calls you usually worry about from your boss. You'll feel less stressed by the
time you have to call them back.
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I was unaware that the modern vibrator had telecommunications ability. |
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Oh God, Oh God, Oh Jesus... |
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Ah, the miracle of Bluetooth. |
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After a few calls, this really is starting to hurt my ear! |
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You always lose the mobile signal in a tunnel. |
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This will solve the problem of all those missed calls while masturbating. |
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Call me... (call me) whoa... call me call me any day or night... |
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bit tired now, Ray, would a text do 4 now? |
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For men: phone sex... for women: telemarketers |
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[woodsmoke] I think you're talking out of your...no, wait. |
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