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Patrons are urged to bring their own puppets etc and talk to each other and to the staff through ventriloquism.
Waiters and waitresses speak to you via a dummy perched on their arm, and if at some time you should forget and speak normally, you shall be rudely ignored.
Dummies, puppets etc can
be loaned at the door, but if worse comes to worse one of your socks will do.
Meals can take some time, as Chefs prepare all food via colorful marionettes and/or shadow puppet.
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I dink its a hunderkull idea. Hag a gun. |
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Madame, there is a sock in my soup. |
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red-rum, red-rum, red-rum, red-rum,
red-rum, red-rum, red-rum, red-
rum.... my favourite line from any
movie, spoken for me in a squeaky
voice by my invisible sock friend. + |
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Are you sure that the puppet on their arm is the dummy? |
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...and does this taste stringy to you? |
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And next door is the talking baby doll cafe. |
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okay I'll bring a dummy... DAD! |
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