At Venn's Café Deli Bar, there is one totally gigantic table
that's marked out in a complex series of inscribed circles
each one featuring a number. Some of the circles
overlap, while others sit in isolation. Each circle also
contains a hole that houses a protruding chair where the
diners must
sit. (they have to crawl along the floor,
following a series of arrows to access their place
setting.)
The whole purpose of Venn's Café Deli Bar is to distribute
a complex set of meals according to the rules of a Venn
Diagram. A comprehensive menu outlines all of the
permutations available. These correspond to the map of
the table in order for the diners know where to sit.
Only the items described on the Venn Diagram are
available.
For example: Diner A in the purple jacket will get a
vegan burger, and an extra portion of skinny fries, with a
low alcohol organic beer, but without mushy peas or
chocolate sprinkles on their desert.
The food is delivered via an overhead gantry and grab
system, with the plates loaded in the kitchen, then
lowered unto the table to the exact location specified.
Venn's Café Deli Bar welcomes all discerning diners who
know exactly what they want, which they will get
provided it's on the menu.
"We want Venn wines, the Vennest known to humanity
and we want them now" (with apologies to all Richard E.
Grant and all others connected to Withnail And I)