Venn's Café Deli Bar

At Venn's Café Deli Bar, there is one totally gigantic table that's marked out in a complex series of inscribed circles each one featuring a number. Some of the circles overlap, while others sit in isolation. Each circle also contains a hole that houses a protruding chair where the diners must sit. (they have to crawl along the floor, following a series of arrows to access their place setting.)

The whole purpose of Venn's Café Deli Bar is to distribute a complex set of meals according to the rules of a Venn Diagram. A comprehensive menu outlines all of the permutations available. These correspond to the map of the table in order for the diners know where to sit.

Only the items described on the Venn Diagram are available. For example: Diner A in the purple jacket will get a vegan burger, and an extra portion of skinny fries, with a low alcohol organic beer, but without mushy peas or chocolate sprinkles on their desert.

The food is delivered via an overhead gantry and grab system, with the plates loaded in the kitchen, then lowered unto the table to the exact location specified.

Venn's Café Deli Bar welcomes all discerning diners who know exactly what they want, which they will get provided it's on the menu.

"We want Venn wines, the Vennest known to humanity and we want them now" (with apologies to all Richard E. Grant and all others connected to Withnail And I)