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Vegetarian Missionary Lunch Machine
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This is an over sized vending machine that dispenses hamburger and hotdog meals.

The machine rattles and shakes while processing your order. The rattle and shaking is accompanied by a soundtrack that would make anyone believe that an animal is being slaughtered and processed into a hamburger inside the machine. (moos, squealing, animal screams, sounds of meat being butchered and blood draining sounds , maybe appropriate scents are emitted)

i think this would be an effective tool for a group like PETA to convert people and make some money.

—vfrackis, Sep 21 2012

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       Video screen as well!
—pocmloc, Sep 21 2012
   

       Jamie Oliver killed a chicken in front of a studio audience, cleaned it, cooked it and served it. Then people ate it and thought it was delicious.
—DIYMatt, Sep 21 2012
   

       [+] If Peta was smart they would invest their money into communicating with animals. It would be harder to eat your lunch if you knew they were planning to live by Old Johnsons tree once their kids were old enough to trot.
—leinypoo13, Sep 21 2012
   

       Bun if it can do the noise of a cat being fed into a mincing machine tail first (obtained by recording the noise of a cat being fed into a mincing machine tail first).
—8th of 7, Sep 21 2012
   

       'Jamie Oliver killed a chicken in front of a studio audience, cleaned it, cooked it and served it. Then people ate it and thought it was delicious'. None of them got blood on their own hands though. Ultimately, omnivores will always have the potential to eat the family dog or even a relative if hungry enough and the stores have run out of tins and packets. That's where the drawn line really exists.
—Phrontistery, Sep 21 2012
   

       what is it with cats and borg anyway?
—Voice, Sep 22 2012
   

       For some reason I envisage this as a large cauldron with a solar topee bubbling about on top of the contents.
—Phrontistery, Sep 22 2012
   

       A vegetarian wearing nothing artificial, processed or animal-based shows up and demonstrates the missionary position with appropriate animal sounds and scents...
—4and20, Sep 22 2012
   


 

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