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After retiring for the night, use the supplied remote to turn the VdBA satellite components on, each a desktop van der Graaf generator located at or near an access point.
Do try to remember to switch the system off before you go make breakfast.
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I'm sure there's a joke here flying way over my head.
Possibly shaped like a toaster with wings... little help? |
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In my current iteration of reality, everything that starts with "van der" ends with "Graaf"... as it should. Fixed. Carry on. |
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This idea has serious potential. |
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'Ah, now I understand.' 'But too late, Mr. Bond! In 60
seconds 400,000 volts will go through your body, rendering
you quite dead...' |
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'Sorry, but that's not true.' 'But of course it is.' 'No, voltage
doesn't travel. It's the amperage that kills you...' |
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You'd no longer need that morning coffee... |
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