Soda Defense System

There are all these security systems out, but a lot of them are pretty damn dumb and just not cool. I say we make a defense system with a soda dispenser. You know, like the kind that they have in restaurants. Where you buy the cup, and then you can fill it up with the sodas from the dispenser. Here's how it works: Have a regular soda dispenser, that way you can have soda a lot. Have one of the places where you normally put a soda, have a gun in it. When you push the button for that soda the gun comes out and it dials the number for 911, with a message pre-recorded by you for the dispatcher to get.. Also, you can make sure kids don't get it by making it a really disgusting kind of soda like Hawaiin punch. That's not even a soda so why would kids want to get it. Here's some play-by-play action. 1. The robber or whoever comes into the house. 2. You become aware of the situation. 3. You creep downstairs to your soda dispenser. 4. The robber is taking all of your stuff, he is preoccupied. 5. You push the Hawaiin Punch button. 6. Out comes the gun and the machine automatically dials 911 leaving the message that you recorded when you first bought the soda sipenser defense mechanism. It could go something like this. "There is an emergency at 78 Oak Street, please get there as quickly as possible." 7. You catch the robber red handed and tell him to freeze till the police get there. 8. They cuff him and arrest him and you get on with your life, secured by the Soda Dispenser Defense Mechanism or SDDM for short.