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Urophagist Bar
A Place Where Discriminating Drinkers Can Sample Product From Around The World! | |
Product selection is very limited for Urophagists. Until now. Here is a place where Urophagists can sample exclusive selections from all around the world.
I would like to point out a special section in the corner where you can sample selections from the You're-A-Peein'-Union --- all the selections
cost the same, but some of the bottles are prone to collapse.
You can even take home a bottle for use in an upcoming workplace drug test! (If you are taking a bottle home for this purpose, I would suggest avoiding certain brands; ask your bartender for a recommendation.)
And don't forget to wander into the gift shop where you can find a wide variety of specially designed catheters with sipping tubes for marathon runner Urophagists --- sure to be a hit!
Please drink responsibly. Not sold in stores. Void into bottles.
http://www.ureasample.com/
Well, I can see how there's a market for this. [jutta, Nov 07 2011]
http://atlasobscura...-tong-zi-niao-jidan
This one I have more trouble with. [jutta, Nov 10 2011]
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Georges Brassens had this idea in _La Tour des
Miracles_ . The urine of diabetics (mellitus, not
insipidus) was especially prized. |
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(Not, obviously, widely known, let alone WK2E.) |
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Um... pardon my ignorance of the subject but, don't folks only drink their own? I had read that in ancient times tasting a patients' urine was a way to diagnose diabetes, (or sugar sickness) because of its sweetness, but do people actually drink other peoples' urine on purpiss? |
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[Grayure] has of course appeared on 't telly quaffing
pints of her own wizz, but reindeer wee at least is
popular in some circles too, and in other circles of an
erotic nature, so is drinking other humans'. |
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Fascinating. Us talkin monkeys are just an endless source of wonderment. |
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//wonderment// [WildlyOffTopic] A friend and I were once in a supermarket, looking at the after dinner mints. There was one called "Entertain-mint" (geddit? Haw haw). We ended up sitting on the floor, making up names that they really should have, such as "Dismember-mint", and laughing ourselves silly (as you do). A small child pointed at us, said "Mummy, they're funny!" and laughed along with us. We've pretty much rested on our laurels ever since - justifiably, I feel. [/WOT] |
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[grog] did you consider the option of not posting
this idea? |
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So, no pale ale for you, then? |
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"Me and me mates went out and got right pissed last
night." |
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"But you were stone sober when you came home." |
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Synthetic uirine should be possible for those who don't
want this kind of intimacy. |
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Does anyone these days ever stop to consider that
there may be some needs which should remain
unmet? |
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Only the very need to not need. |
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They wouldn't be needs then, [MB]. I would
express the thought as something like "some
things are only apparent needs". Alternatively,
maybe they are needs but they shouldn't be met
because they're only relative. For instance, if i'd
recorded lots of Big Brother, i might "need"
another disc or tape or a larger hard drive to
continue, but i shouldn't continue. Then again, it
would probably be over the top to ban all
recording media just in case someone recorded Big
Brother on it. |
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It's like the Betamax decision i think, but why
someone would think it was a good idea to
provide clean urine samples, i don't know. Maybe
they just want to avail themselves of the
opportunity to have a cardiologist operate on
them while tripping on acid or something. |
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[ytk]: "Me and me mates went out and got right pissed last night." |
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Shouldn't the phrase be "piss drunk"? |
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That link [jutta]... Dang there are some strange human practices. It makes me wonder about the first time it was done. |
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"Yuan! The eggs you make very bad. Lacking in flavor and discipline. Would be better if boiled in number-one-son's piss!" "Yes Asshole-san, right away Asshole-san." |
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//Synthetic uirine should be possible for those who don't want this kind of intimacy.// |
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If your going to quaff piss, scruples shouldn't even come in to it. |
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