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I hear that the old forensic phrenology drones are
being are being phased out,
in favour of W-Band Fraunhofer radar ones.
They were always a little twitchy and the one on
Liverpool St station always seemed to pick on me,
so I
just changed at Bethnal Green.
As you must of noticed that
the old ones were
pretty
annoying, I mean I understand that in
times of heightened security, we all have to put up
with a little indignity.
Who hasn't been a trifle annoyed at a train station
or
other public places when the
drone clamps onto your skull and deploys all those
little hammers? It was like having someone use a
typewriter on your head.
I always felt like a complete
berk and the worried stares of others that I might
be
terrorist wearing a bomb vest
who's had facial plastic surgery.
Fortunately, I prefer very short hair, but I can see
how
the old models wreaked havoc with the
more architectural hair-do.
Anyway, apparently new ones are contactless, it can
see through hair, and it only emits just 10 milliwatts
of power when transmitting.
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My understanding is the old drones are being repurposed for
use in potato-profiling factories. They've got the necessary
accuracy, and the information is fed into some fancy-pants
algorithm that runs the slicer. Allegedly, this reduces by up
to 30% the amount of wastage when slicing individual Pringles
from typical potatoes. |
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Hey this gives me an idea, they could use some alternate
frequency of light or Thz waves to see the scalp through the
hair. That way they could update the AI face readers to
include head shape... |
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If you use microwaves you can see the brain. Takes a while,
though. |
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