I hear that the old forensic phrenology drones are
being are being phased out,
in favour of W-Band Fraunhofer radar ones.
They were always a little twitchy and the one on
Liverpool St station always seemed to pick on me,
so I
just changed at Bethnal Green.
As you must of noticed that
the old ones were
pretty
annoying, I mean I understand that in
times of heightened security, we all have to put up
with a little indignity.
Who hasn't been a trifle annoyed at a train station
or
other public places when the
drone clamps onto your skull and deploys all those
little hammers? It was like having someone use a
typewriter on your head.
I always felt like a complete
berk and the worried stares of others that I might
be
terrorist wearing a bomb vest
who's had facial plastic surgery.
Fortunately, I prefer very short hair, but I can see
how
the old models wreaked havoc with the
more architectural hair-do.
Anyway, apparently new ones are contactless, it can
see through hair, and it only emits just 10 milliwatts
of power when transmitting.