h a l f b a k e r yIncidentally, why isn't "spacecraft" another word for "interior design"?
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A mortsafe is a metal cage that is fitted over the grave
of
the deceased, to prevent grave robbers digging up the
body and selling it to medical schools for research... but
I
digress.
For the individual concerned that an arch-nemesis might
wish to urinate upon his/her grave after death
we have
come up with an electrified mortsafe, to dissuade such
err... "precipitate" action.
A couple of sensors to detect the sounds of urination;
maybe one to pick up the presence of urea in the
liquid
and a shocking realisation descends upon the miscreant
micturator.
Also useful to prevent dogs and monkeys performing the
same evil deed upon your final resting place.
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...and dancing. We must prevent the grave dancing.
Welcome back. |
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If you're getting 415 volts up your wedding tackle
there is little question whether you'll be dancing. |
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This would require a continuous stream would it not? If one has learned to relieve themselves in pulses it may not work... |
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If you're willing to take that chance with 415 volts of
3-phase power, go ahead... |
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Three phase!? Well, say no more. |
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//uric acid// sp. urea. Birds excrete uric acid - it's mostly insoluble, and accounts for the white part of their droppings. A human who pi^Hasses uric acid is pretty messed up down there. |
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Fair enough. I've never actually studied the
composition of human urine, I have to admit. |
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You know me too well, [po]. |
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