United Halfbaked Peoples Front

My fellow halfbakers, now in the winter of our discontent (OK early spring here/late autumn for those on their heads), as we await the ravages of financial crisis, is the time to stand up, sit down, do your funky thing and be counted in our revolutionary, or is that revolting, no revolving stand [link] against the evil forces of capitalism. Namely one DrBob, who may not even be called Robert or be a Doctor for all we know (and certainly will not be allowed to operate on my body beautiful), who in his cunning plan, based on an idea by B. Aldrick, has taken over that beloved and benevolent institution that we know as the HalfBakery.

Not only has this lowly miscreant, not a highly acclaimed Magno Ant, had the temerity and the telemetry to lay his talons to the hallowed surf and turf of our esteemed recreational web page, but he had and has beholden for his own the very words of our language and taken them for his sinister plans. No more shall the visceral cry of "Marked-For-Deletion" ring out in the cathedrals of our lands, or the might bellow of "Baked" sound triumphantly on the plains of Bonneville [link]. No more shall the promises of endless good from Nano-Nano-technology be followed for the benefit of all.

And lo, behold there is no limit to his misdeeds as he also lays claim to the very thought and ideas that our most bountiful peoples have though up in their most private thinking moments, at their places of work and palaces of abode, and plans to in ways most dark and deviant* too numerous to mention, too onerous to motion, too odorous to function, to hold and bend these thoughts to his own most base specifications and requirements.

*Which is far to dark and deviant to go into on a web-site for public consumption, but let me just tell you this – it really is mostly really too dark to see the deviations.

So I say now for one last time before I my voice is whisked and wished away by the noose of his litigation, the goose of his titillation, the moose of his recognition, oh what is that phrase, ooh yes I have it "Stand up and be counted in opposition to this plan most deviant and base".

I thank you.