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**written in the USA, by a NYS-er**
Bicycle cops are a frequent site in city's. Patrolling while rolling on fancy canondales. These expensive bikes are costly for taxpayers. I would like to see cops start using unicycles. This would allow simultaneous use of all police implements such as radio,
club, and gun.
May even promote better health and strength in obese officers.
This is better than my other (un-posted) unicycle ideas, unicyle barber chairs and unicycle computer chairs.
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Plus half the wheels, equals half the weight which in
turn equals double the speed; no one will out run
them ever again! |
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Would single police men with one eye be called uni-cyclops? |
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Wow 21, those look dangerous. |
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21//You didn't bother searching before you posted this one, did you?
// no, no I didn't. And thanks for the link. I now want to own one. Probably don't have the money, but some day, I will own one of those. |
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21// actually those are not the unicycles described in
this post. They have handlebars and a true unicycle
leaves all of your hands free to shoot other
pedestrians. Big difference. |
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Handlebar-mounted ordinance? |
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The more I think of the motorized scooter in the link, the more I think it's a powered face smasher. Imagine hitting a curb the wrong way with it... Ouch |
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//Bicycle cops are a frequent site in city's.// |
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I've also heard that such sites can be full of tourists and that this can prevent the grammar police reaching them by unicycle. |
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//In city's what?//. I would fix it, but I think it's too funny now. I'd like to defend myself by stating that I posted the idea while trying to fall asleep Sunday night. I was extreamly tired and under the influence of Benadryl. So it stays. |
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Is it one that has permanently dried up, so the enjoyment
of reading about it no longer flows? |
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I used to correct spelling errors, but this is great. |
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My dad once spelled raisin bran with a Z on a grocery list and he wasn't joking. So I guess it's just in my DNA. |
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That's quite funny, considering they're actually sultanas. |
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