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The titular //Toothpast// (omission of the silent e) seems to foreshadow the deleterious effects of suspicious dentifrices exuding from suspicious orifices, so [+] |
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I'll let you write the ad copy. The commercial would feature
that spoken poetically like the intro to a Disney cartoon or
something. |
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Hey, kids would love this. Not sure if the parents would
approve. |
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Allllthough.... if it got them to brush their teeth... |
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Convinced that cavities threaten humanity, Dr.
Bolivar Floss develops an army of artificial intelligent
robot dentists that attack gumball machine
manufacturers everywhere. |
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Huh, interesting. Are there caps that have characters on
them? |
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Horse's butt? Really? That's disgusting! Got a link? |
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Yup, those are pretty gross. |
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I'm thinking more fun gross than just gross gross. |
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Toothpaste is the wrong colour to "work" coming out of a
horse's butt. My toothpaste is white, so... bodily orifice that
exudes a white gooey substance... no, I won't go there! |
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Rainbow color toothpaste would be easy. |
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Why not just capture a real unicorn? |
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//bodily orifice that exudes a white gooey
substance... no, I won't go there!// |
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I think whoever made the "Unicorn mouth" in the
second to last link already did go there. Unwittingly
or not. |
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