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Those dang undersea oil well leaks. If only there were some way to destroy the oil before it reached the surface. I propose that an air filled pipe from the surface could be joined to the leaking pipe. The oil could then be ignited. The fire would sustain itself, sucking more air down from the surface
through the empty pipe and destroying the oil before it floated to the surface and from there to the beach. Thick smoke would be produced in the ocean depths but barely any cuddly seals go down there and those that do will turn around quick.
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Excellent idea, except that pumping air down to those depths is probably impossible. |
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Plug, baby plug. I think they should plug it with millions of barbie dolls forced down under pressure, instead of the shredded tyres and golf ball detritus in the current "plan". The barbies would of course all have replica Sarah Palin heads. |
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// except that pumping air down to those depths is probably impossible//
If the Norwegians can pump CO2 down to those depths to sequester it, why not air?
1600m is "only" 160 bar, and scuba tanks go to nearly twice that. |
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It would make more sense to "suck" the air down. |
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Drop a 1600 m long pipestring capable of resisting 160 Bar external pressure (actually, the top bit doesn't need to be nearly that good). |
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At the bottom, put a compressor. |
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The compressor inducts air from the pipe and blows it into the oil stream where it is ignited. The resulting heat is harvested to power the compressor. |
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Seems to me, if you can get a pipe seated to burn the oil you could get a pipe seated to begin pumping the oil out again. |
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[+] It's a weird idea, but not a stupid one. |
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//air filled pipe//
If you use an insulated pipe with Liquid Oxygen then you wouldn't need as much pumping in the line and it would combust immediately on contact. |
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Depressurise. Clathrates form. Well gets plugged. |
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Probably similar to this idea. If you burn this skank a negative pressure will form at the well head and it would freeze over. The fire would kill itself and the well head would plug. Moreover now that they filled it with cod-poop. Or pategonian toothfish poop. |
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I'm with FlyingToaster: Weird but not stupid,
especially with liquid oxygen. The risks of the fire
getting out of control would be minimal, being so far
down under water. |
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....also, the fishing industry would welcome the pre-
cooked produce if we added a whole lot of batter to
the oxygen/oil mix. ;) |
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I had this same idea, just didn't post it |
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(Please don't take it personally, [21]) |
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The Russian TV posted images and videos that were clearly montage, even to the untrained eye, in various occasions. I wouldn't take them for there word on what they did, or did not do - especially not in the nuclear field. I had a good friend who quickly deteriorated a year after coming with his family to Israel from Chernobyl and finally passed away. Look up the Russian TV coverage of that disaster. (There were thousands of people sent there with no protection, in order to work on containing the explosion.) Or how about the mud flow in Sidoarjo, and that's not even their territory. |
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There's a rumor that our crazy rightist minister of science Yuval Neeman, under Begin's government in 1985, was going to buy a used nuclear reactor from Russia. The Chernobyl explosion occurred first, and stopped the transaction. |
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// used nuclear reactor // |
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"It's got just 100,000 rads on the clock, it was only ever used by a little old lady vicar to power the church organ on a Sunday ...." |
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