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Uglify
Uglify yourself so people won't stare at your beauty. | |
I'm a gorgeous person. I can't help it. Yet,
whenever I walk around town people
always look at me and I think to myself
"Eeew, please stop looking at me! I am not
here for your pleasure." If only there was a
way to stop people from looking at me.
Thankfully I have come up with a product
called
"uglify." It is a few pieces of easy to
apply photo-real prosthetics that make
even the most gorgeous fashionistas ugly
as your common girl. Then people won't
stare at you and you can go about your
business. Oh god, people aren't looking at
me. Why aren't they looking at me! Please
look at me!
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// I am not here for your pleasure" // |
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<Placemarker for possible retort> it's not that I can't think of one, it's that there are so many I just can't decide... |
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But you'll get fewer job offers and party invites... |
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You have come up with prosthetics, which make-up artists have been using for years? |
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Or anti-prosthetics, the existence of which are begged by the existence of prosthetics themselves. |
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Just as long as someone with a prosthetic arm doesn't shake hands with someone with an antiprosthetic arm. |
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Not really an idea; more like a note to self. Hope it works, though, so you'll be freed to systematize your thoughts. |
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I dont see how a different usage for
something that already exists is not an
idea? There are lots of inventions that
were things that already existed and
were repurposed..i just cant think of
any... and no this product definitely
isn't for me... |
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Many women dress down to de-emphasize their looks. |
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I thought it was just my sense of humour. |
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I think the proposal is for an anti-cosmetics aisle in the drugstore. |
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I don't think it's a different usage to apply a facial prosthetic to one's face, though. |
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I think I was born with these devices. |
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[basepair] i laughed out loud. I live in
nyc and i see cute girls often, and I
always see them making "I'm disgusted"
faces...and I always wondered why. Now
I've decided they are disgusted at the
fact that people look at them, so I
figured I would solve their problem. |
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AND another thing.....why do women
look so annoyed when you actually read
the increasingly complex philosophies
printed on the front of their T-shirts?
(This is a largely rhetorical question,
isn't it?) |
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//This is a largely rhetorical question, isn't it?)//so you don't want an answer? o.k. fair enough. |
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That's what a rhetorical question is,
isn't it? |
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I've never understood what the word
"Juicy" means to be honest. I asked for a
sample of juicyness once. It didn't go
over to well. |
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Wasnt this baked by Sinead O'Connor when she became Shine-head O'Connor? |
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The Lovely Sinead was making a point. I, however, comefrom the opposite point of view!. Don't be so vain!. |
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//AND another thing.....why do women look so annoyed when you actually read the increasingly complex philosophies printed on the front of their T-shirts?
Basepair, May 08 2005
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Because you are still staring at thheir breasts?. |
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[SE], another example that may qualify as bakedness would be the women who wear tight shorts to the gym, then tie a sweater around their waist to confound oglers. |
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Eh, thats just teasing... and, uhm, I'm
really not as ______ as this thread would
have me appear to be. I like sinead. |
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I'm pretty sure that people could really go off on a list on that "______". |
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From what I've heard, this was done in the film "The Princess Diaries". Apparently for the first half of the film, the star was made-up to look as average and unglamorous as possible. |
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alright. well I guess people could just
use the adjustable smell ball instead. |
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