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The Ironical Flea's Legs is the best back-scratcher you will ever use.
This is because at the end of its telescopic stalk there is a scaled up
set of mechanically powered flea's legs, that once set in motion can
satisfy even the most maddening of itches. The mechanical legs
perfectly imitate
the action of those of a real flea, as it performs a
single leap forward, only these legs are capable of continuous,
repetitive motion.
Ironical
http://dictionary.r...com/browse/ironical
[xenzag, Aug 07 2012]
Gomukhasana
https://www.google....refox-a&channel=rcs
So that's what it's called. I can do the arms part but I don't know about the sitting... [normzone, Aug 09 2012]
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Ah but ironical sounds so much better. An itch you can
never scratch then! Sorry about that :-) |
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Burgle is far too silly a word to properly describe its
activity. |
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Burglars burglarize; Bunglers burgle. |
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I was to ironically give you a fleas leg when the votes were at zero. |
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I looked for appropriate images to link to but got grossed out... |
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//Makes me seethe.//
I think you mean seethize. |
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I would just glue lots of real fleas to a back-scratcher and have their futile attempts to escape relieve the itching, if i couldn't do gomukhasana. |
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I think if you tried to scratch your back with scaled-
up metal flea legs, you'd flay yourself. They're
pretty vicious. |
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//gomukhasana// Gesundheit. |
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Yes, it helps with that too. |
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