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On normal days, the kids take the regular damn bus.
On those mornings where everything falls apart? Call Uber School,
Deluxe Edition.
This school bus is stocked with a range of pre-packed school lunches,
tailored to a range of dietary requirements and options rated from
healthy to trash.
Lost
a shoe? We have spares in various sizes available at a cost. Just
get on the bus, we can fit shoes en route.
Spare umbrellas, spare gym socks, spare school jackets to match your
uniform.
Spare drink bottles, spare pencil cases, spare rulers and pens. You name
it, we got it. All at prices that "seem" quite reasonable when you just
want the kids out the door.
Oh yes, and we deliver coffee to your door as we pick up your brats.
Luxury commuter bus
https://www.google....-san-francisco.html
[21 Quest, May 11 2022]
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I want the add-on service with music, a 15 minute massage, and the coffee to soothe away the sound of burgeoning menaces to society after they're gone. |
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Shut up and take my money! [+] |
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My kids are in their 20s. I would still order this service, to
take No 1 child to work at 5am. Getting up to see him off is
fine. Making sure he wakes up, has something to eat, has his
clothes for both work and classes... I would use this service
instead. Also, coffee. |
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UB, in some cities there are really fancy commuter buses
available. See link. |
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Not to where my offspring work, sadly. |
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One works as a warehouse manager in an industrial suburb. |
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The other works in a pharmacy in a small town outside the
outskirts of the city, when she's not on nursing placements.
40km commute. |
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I suppose it WOULD put one well outside any city bus route
here. I'd suggest trying to work out a deal with a local
cabbie, but that's gonna be a pricy commute indeed the
way we roll in these parts. Perhaps invest in a Tesla,
something with a decent autopilot? |
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Daughter bought herself a KIA Cerato. Son has a Subaru WRX. |
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They do OK on the commute. |
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This is what staff are for. |
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Two of mine are down with COVID. The others are distributed
across 3 other countries, [pocmloc]. |
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Well you need to have a word with someone at your private secretary's office, they are responsible for sorting that kind of thing out. |
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If they're in their twenties isn't it high time they got
themselves around? You're not giving me much hope for the
riding I have to do on my elementary school kid's butts to get
them to do anything. |
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