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I like showers but find the drying off bit rather tedious -
especially during cold weather. This invention is a
largish,
horizontal cylinder (with no internal fins) filled with
dozens of
fluffy towels. Just before commencing a shower or bath,
the
user presses a button on the TTD which
gets it rotating
and
warming the towels just like a conventional tumble
dryer.
When the shower is finished, the user then climbs into
the TTD
amongst the now toasty warm towels and lays down
parallel to
the cylinder. The TTD then begins to SLOWLY rotate -
causing
the user to be soothingly rolled over and over amongst
the
warmed, fluffy towels and becoming dry within minutes.
Minimal effort, maximal comfort.
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This would work … if, that is, your bathroom is sufficiently large
to contain a piece of equipment the size of an iron lung … |
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On balance, the "whole body warm air blast dryer" sounds a
better bet. |
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Maybe we should propose configurations with the same affect
that take up less space. I can come up with a few. |
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You have the added thrill of being just a small design glitch away from death by asphyxiation. [+] |
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None of my inventions have small design glitches [pertinax].
Go big or go home is my motto. |
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Kind of like a car wash...now that I think of it, I'd rather
have 10 handsome men with warm towels drying me off! |
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