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I am thinking of this as an appliance anyone can use. There
could be an improved hair professional version that looks
sort of like a sticky tape applicator gun. There is a comb,
at an angle, then the row of produced strands (||||||||)
then channelize into the warm form mold. |
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Anything that encourages or enables humans to squander more time, effort and expense than they already do in pointless manipulation of their cranial outgrowth is to be denigrated. [-] |
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Rather than waste vast sums on tools, surfactants, fixatives, and professional trichinological engineering, it would be far more cost effective to spend a tiny proportion of that expenditure on psychological or psychiatric therapy to address low self-esteem and negative body perceptions. |
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<wanders away, muttering and rubbing baldy bonce thoughtfully/> |
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FarmerJohn would approve of this one. |
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//electrical warm hair straightening appliance |
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I'm sure someone, somewhere, has used them to
make toast. |
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NB while bleary-eyed this morning I saw |
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"Google AI: Helping people stay safe in times of
crisis" |
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at the bottom of Google Chrome home page. It all
means something. |
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Yes, I would definitely style my remaining hair in the shape of
breasts, were it not that my now teenagers would still
remember the resulting mortification when it came time for
them to choose my nursing home. Their revenge would be
terrible. |
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