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Sideburn sizer
Because your judgement is never good enough - expecially early in the morning | |
The sideburn sizre is an attachment that clips to your ear (illustrations welcome, I might add one this weekend), with a horizontal element (that can be adjusted for height & angle) that marks the line that you want to start shaving from. When your done with one side, simply tranfer it over to the other
ear.
Repeat
Rinse
Voila! No more uneven sideburns.
Coming soon......
Shaving stencils
Sideburn sizer
[FarmerJohn,
Mar 18 2005]
shaving stencils - kinda
goatee_20templates [po, Mar 18 2005]
Perfect sideburns
http://perfectsideburns.com/PShome.html a guide on eyeglass type frame, see this link. [-wess, Mar 18 2005]
A Google-based psuedo-scientific study
http://www.google.c...ed+shorter+sideburn for [neilp] [hippo, Mar 23 2005]
[link]
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I'm not going to yield to the current fashion of shaving one's head until I can adjust templates for outline shape and density. Of course, if I wait long enough, it'll be a moot point. |
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moot point? your beard? hmmm nice... |
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<top spy tip>you can normally tell the handedness of a male shaver by the length of their sideburns. Right handed people tend to have longer left sideburns because of the extra reach </top spy tip-> |
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FJ - that looks exactly like me. Thanks |
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Actually - I was gong to say the other half... |
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Can't you just get in the bath, submerge to the desired level, then shave off the wet bits? |
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oh buggar, I just wet myelf. |
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[neilp] I had heard that Top Spy Tip too,
but exactly the opposite way around -
i.e. that right-handed men have shorter
left sideburns, and vice versa. |
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[hippo] have you done some sort of psuedoscientific study ? I reckon my left one's shorter if I don't watch out for it. I'm right handed though so don't know if that helps. |
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you're assuming level ears. |
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I'm assuming neilp meant his sideburns. |
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[neilp] Have I done a psuedo-scientific study? Well, I have now - see link. A quick poll of the summaries of all the search results returned for "right-handed shorter sideburn" indicate the correctness of my premise. |
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what I mean is that I'm pretty sure that one of my ears is about 1/8" - 1/4" higher than the other, so anything hanging off the ear will be off-level that much too. |
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then again, i could just be crazy and tilting my head a bit or having glasses that are off a bit. |
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Looks like Po found a sideburn elf |
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